Thursday, January 12, 2012
A Priest And A Rabbi Are Talking Over Glasses Of Wine...
..the Priest asks the Rabbi, "Have you ever tried a ham sandwich or even fancied one?" The Rabbi answers "Well I have speculated about it but my faith forbids me from trying one. But father, have you ever fancied a nice night of sex with a good woman, I mean a really good woman?" The Priest thinks hard and answers, " Well Rabbi, I have sometimes wondered but my vow of celibacy prevents it from ever occurring." The Rabbi answers "Sure as hell beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
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3 comments:
Rick,
You just made me fall off my chair. Glad I did not drag the laptop with my fall from grace.
Oh, thanks! I really needed this!
LOL!
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